MALAYSIAN MUSLIMS BAN YOGA; NEXT UP, COMMON SENSE

So it looks like Malaysia's top Islamic group banned Muslims from practicing yoga.

And this is after they banned tomboys.

Apparently the National Fatwa Council's chairman, Abdul Shukor Husin, said that many Muslims don't realize that "the ancient Indian exercise could corrupt them."

Tomboys, in case you were wondering, violate Islam's tenets. And non-Muslims can't use the word "Allah," since that could confuse Muslims.

Ooooooooooooooo-kay.