Well, we've heard him called a terrorist. We've heard how he's going to take money from hard-working Americans and simply hand it out by the bucketful to lazy, good-for-nothing Welfare bums. And we've heard how he's in league with terrorists, won't salute the American flag, and will inevitably prove to the downfall of American life as we know it.
Now, we find out that President-elect Barack Obama is a closely-woven unbleached or white cloth produced from corded cotton yarn. Muslin, you know, breathes well, and is a good choice of material for clothing meant for hot, dry climates. Which will be nice during the summer months.
And, you know, this completely supports that belief that he's a terrorist, 'cause they come from arid climes.
And people say the American education system's in the crapper. C'mon, nothing says educated like incorrect, libelous graffiti.
(Thanks to Wonkette for turning me on to this priceless gem of a tale.)