I'LL SEE YOU AT THE DEBATES, BITCHES...

Here then, is the greatest thing Paris Hilton has ever done...and probably ever will. Adam McKay, of funnyordie.com, cobbled together an idea for a response to John McCain's comparing Barack Obama to Paris and Britney Spears. Well, Ms. Hilton agreed to go along for the ride, and it's funny as hell. It also has a pretty sound energy plan.

Here, for your entertainment and edification, courtesy of FunnyorDIE:

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