Still don't think Tom Cruise is batshit crazy? Watch this video.
What, is this becoming an epidemic? Another asshole threw an infant off a bridge.
Some knuckleheaded editors and publishers tried to keep the whole "Lynch Tiger Woods" debacle alive, even as the clock on the incident was running down. (Yes, I'm aware I'm a journalist. But this is just sensationalism)
Some Mormons are concerned about the heat and attention Mitt Romney's bringing the church. Well, maybe if you weren't two steps from a cult (but five steps from the lunacy of Scientology. Aces!), people wouldn't worry so damned much.
A Wisconsin father is arrested for taping a Packers jersey to his son. He said it was a "joke." Hope it was "a fine and restraining order" funny.
A sitter is charged with murdering a one-year-old boy after swinging him around in a sleeping bag.
I guess living in a tropical paradise doesn't remedy road rage.