HEH

These things made me chuckle today:

Esquire has a story timelining Roger Clemens lying out loud. To the media.

Three fine lads took the clip of Terrell Owens crying (yeah, the one where he proclaimed to have his quarterback's back. Uh, can anyone say Jeff Garcia or DonovanMcNabb?) and turned it into a beer commercial.

An AP writer explains how seeing violence perpetrated on dogs in Hollywood gnaws away at the very core of his soul.